In a classic case of 'wait for it,' Andrew is keeping everyone on the edge of their seats with a tantalizing teaser about his latest real estate escapade. He's rented out his cottages, but to whom? That's the million-dollar question, and he’s not spilling the beans just yet. It's a mystery wrapped in an enigma, garnished with a dash of suspense that would make even the most seasoned thriller writer nod in approval.

The anticipation is palpable as Andrew holds this juicy tidbit close to his chest, leaving us all guessing and itching for the big reveal. Could it be a celebrity? A secret royal? Or perhaps a band of merry pranksters? One thing's for sure, Andrew’s got a flair for the dramatic, and this cottage conundrum is the talk of the town.