In a comedic turn of events, former President Donald Trump has vowed to crack down on undocumented immigrants by targeting the notorious El Niño. During a press briefing, Trump declared, "We’re going to find this Mexican and send him back immediately," humorously mistaking the weather pattern for a person.

The confusion reportedly arose when the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration informed Trump about El Niño's potential impact. Trump, frustrated and bewildered, was quoted saying, "Apparently he crosses the border every few years, wrecks everything, hides in the ocean and nobody stops him. Doesn’t speak English. No papers. A lot of people are saying he is part of a gang. We’re going to look into that."

Despite meteorologists attempting to explain that El Niño is a natural ocean-atmosphere phenomenon, Trump remained unconvinced, suggesting this was just "fancy language the elites use when they don’t want you asking questions."

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Headline by Chris Auld