The British public has been humorously warned that if they continue to vote so irresponsibly, Reform's entire election-winning narrative could be at risk. After selfishly choosing Andy Burnham over Reform in Makerfield, the discredited SNP in Arbroath and Broughty Ferry, and the Tories in Aberdeen South, voters have been playfully reprimanded by Reform's government-in-waiting.

Reform's deputy leader Richard Tice jokingly stated, “So far we’ve tolerated you electing the Greens and even bloody Plaid Cymru instead of us. But we’ve reached our limit.”

“Three by-elections, at least two of them in known shitholes, and we don’t win a single one? Do you not realize the damage you’re doing to the story of our rise to power?” he humorously continued.

Tice further jested, “We’re not on every television channel every day for the good of our bloody health, you know. We’re on there because we, you, and the media have agreed that Britain is surging to Reform, no other party can possibly win, and our victory is pre-ordained.”

“You have no business ruining that well-planned narrative with your selfish little votes. Did you not see our flags? Our riots? Exactly. No more of this ‘preferring other parties’. It’s plain inconsiderate,” he added with a touch of satire.

Reform plans to get their seemingly inevitable journey to total domination back on track by winning the Manchester mayoralty, for which they humorously intend to nominate a candidate with a questionable social media history.