Feeling sorry for racists who unintentionally blend in with patriotic football fans? Worry not! Here's how you can ensure your St George's flag doesn't scream 'World Cup' but rather 'I am a racist'.

Clearly label your flag 'racist'

Use a black marker to write 'I AM A RACIST' on your flag to avoid any confusion. But remember, spelling counts—no 'RAYCIST' or 'RASIST', unless you want to look like an ignorant fool.

Stand outside correcting misconceptions

Spend your days telling passersby, 'That one’s a racist one,' while pointing at your flag. Who needs a job when you have a reputation to uphold?

Design a separate English flag for racists

Create a unique flag featuring a classic English symbol with a dash of racism—perhaps with an image of Enoch Powell. Your neighbors will be green with envy.

Remove ambiguity with golliwogs

Decorate your windows with golliwogs to make your stance on race abundantly clear. It's not just a statement on race, but also on your views about 'woke' culture and certain celebrities.

Make your neighbors take their flags down

Demand that your neighbors only fly their flags during matches. This way, they’ll be too exhausted to compete with your never-ending display of intolerance.

Bleat about yours being forcibly removed

Complain about the 'thought police' taking down your flag due to wokeness. This paranoid whining will instantly affirm your status as a right-winger.

Ban the World Cup

Launch a futile online campaign to ban the World Cup, ensuring that only racist flags flutter in the breeze. Who cares if it ruins the fun for millions? You’ve got a point to prove!