The right-wing press is desperately trying to convince readers that voting Labour will lead to a socialist nightmare ruled by ruthless Leninists. However, this narrative doesn't hold up, especially when considering some of the politicians they're targeting.

Angela Rayner: It's challenging to find a gobby Northern lass terrifying, especially one who seems more likely to collect royal memorabilia than overthrow the monarchy.

Ed Miliband: His dorky persona and affinity for tracking his swimming metrics make him anything but scary. If he confessed to owning a massive collection of Warhammer figures, it wouldn't shock anyone.

Rachel Reeves: Despite being labeled as a spend-and-tax leftie, her centrist approach makes it hard to see her as a radical threat.

Andy Burnham: Often portrayed as left-wing, his moderate stance and recent comments on defense spending suggest otherwise.

Yvette Cooper: Once accused of being part of a metropolitan elite, her actions, like calling Palestine Action a terrorist group, contradict this label.

Keir Starmer: Describing his government as left-wing seems laughable when his actual policies and personal demeanor lack any radical edge.